One Cheese Fries Parcel!

I feel it is time for me to build my own rocket and head to some place far far away. Away from this planet, where no one will judge me for how "fat" i am.

Who am i? That is something i would like to ask myself and i don't need to hear what a random stranger who makes sure that his opinion does the rounds from his friend to his friend's sister's sister(probably that is me) about the kind of person that i am.

What makes you assume that i am fat because, i eat a lot or that i never exercise or most importantly the "fact" that i am lazy? What makes you assume that i am fat because, i...? Because, i....? Because...?

Let me ask you something!

You!

The one who makes fun of me for being fat. Who are you to judge me for how i look ?

Please pile up all of your shit and run for your life.

I love my body! I don't need your advice. Please.

I know when to exercise. I know what to eat. I know my medical conditions. I know my body.

I have been asked how i became fat?

Do i ask you how you were born with so big a head with nothing on the inside? Some questions always remains a mystery. Don't they?

The most brilliant, much needed for life questions that i have come across and wished for to get right back at them:

Top Five for you:

5. Doesn't your bed break?

 I am sure you got the joke. If you did not, well i am quite heavy. Oh Please! Please laugh.

4. How do you find clothes your size?

 I am naked now. You see me everywhere with no cloth covering my "fat" body, because i am a fat sized "elephant" (Don't get me started on the elephant jokes) who has no decent outfit that fits, to show off my curves.

3. Was that you who danced? Could sense the tremors, Beware! (Laughs at his/her own joke).

Yea, that was me who buried you deep into the ground.

2. Don't you think you should reduce a little weight ? Not that you are fat but, if you try and reduce your weight, you will look more pretty.

Oh! Trying to be nice? Yea sure! You lost a good friend for trying (with a wide smile on my face).

Best and the most frequent question that is put across to every "fat" girl .

1. How will you get a life partner if you are this fat?

"Setha moodindu porela!"

(Translation(Brahmin slang):Please shut up and go)

You commenting about my physique doesn't make me stop craving for the food that i love and will never give me the rush to start exercising the very next day. It sill make me so furious that i want to punch you right on your so called "thin stomach" that your bones crack.

If you want me to look like you, you are advising me to lose my individuality.

Individuality which once lost cannot be gained back but, the weight you lost can.

I would love to be the same "fat" girl living life L size! :-)

From Time To Eternity

It has been a month. It has been very difficult for us all, for me. Everyday i enter our class,my thoughts are with you. I still remember the first day i noticed you in college, telling myself, he must be a nice guy.

Three years later, you managed to be the nicest guy i know.

It all began with random Facebook chats, getting to know each other, the interest we share in TV series, to... mad shitty talks.

I miss those crazy talks, german conversations, adult stuff,  constant annoyance.

Communication lab! Sigh! So much fun.

Never can i forget the coolest guy, getting all tensed up on the interview day (many do not know). I, of all people trying to cool you off. We got placed. Man, i am gonna miss you a lot at work.

I wish i could make you pronounce 'acoustic' correctly one last time (Argghh).

You should know,you would be the first to hit my mind if i ever come across 'Siemens'. :'(

So much. Really. :-(

I will never forget that last Hi5. That last day i saw you. That last moment with you. That last goodbye.

It has been really hard this one month. I really do not know how long it is going to take for me to get over you. To let go off you. I try not to.

A wise person once said that 'something's are just not meant to be, but can only hope'.
I wish he had stuck to the latter.

See you on the other side brother.